Buy the String Thing online!
EASY TO USE!
The patented String Thing is easy to use and actually makes the tiresome chore of recycling a breeze. No more looking for scissors, cutting or tying knots.
By just using the String Thing once a week, you'll be recycling 1560 pounds of paper a year!
NO MORE LOOKING FOR ROPE AND SCISSORS
Many, many uses. Includes tying up various items such as newspapers, junk mail, sleeping bags, book bags, skis and anything else you can think of.
Disclaimer: although the String thing is more fun than anyone should have recycling, it is not a toy and should be kept away from small children.